- Open bag before opening mouth.
- Tuck open bag beneath chin.
- Start "talking", let the B.S. flow.
- Please do not litter your B.S. around.
- When full, seal bag and dispose of B.S. in it's proper place.
This bag is recommended for all forms of self-pity and self-justification to blame any other person, place, or situation for not being exactly the way it is supposed to be.