"Clean As Fuck" Recovery Celebration Value Gift Box 3x3

Clean As F### Value Box

For the badass in recovery who isn’t afraid to say it loud: You’re CLEAN AS F###!

This unapologetically raw and empowering value box is perfect for celebrating recovery your way—with bold vibes, no fluff, and zero apologies.

Whether you're crushing it in NA or gifting a warrior in recovery, this box screams: “I’ve walked through fire and came out Clean As F###.”

What’s Inside

• “Clean As F###” Candle. Light it up (not like that) and let the cleansing begin. Smells like badassery and self-respect.
  Scent: Recovery + Sass
• Red Poker Chip. Front: “Clean As F###” // Back: “Chill The F### Out.” Heavyweight, satisfying, and brutally honest. Perfect pocket power-up.
• Rule 62 Popsicle Charm + Chill Tool. Inspired by the classic recovery rule: “Don’t take yourself too damn seriously.” Clip this mini popsicle on your keychain and let it remind you to cool the f### down.
• Black & White NA Symbol Sticker. Bold. Simple. Iconic. Stick it anywhere you want to rep your truth.
• The Box. Doubles as a God Box—for all your bitchin’ thoughts.

Optional Add-Ons

• Triplate “Clean As F###” Chip (+$19.99). The heavyweight champion of medallions. Glossy, flashy, and fire.
• “Clean As F###” Stretch Bracelet (+$7.99). Wear your recovery loud and proud on your wrist. Letters beaded with attitude.

Perfect For

• Milestone celebrations
• Sponsor/sponsee gifts
• NA anniversaries
• That friend who tells it like it is
• Yourself—because you f###ing earned it

Recovery is a Gift—But This One Comes with a Kick.