"Sober AF" Recovery Celebration Value Gift Box 3x3

Because Sobriety Isn’t Boring—It’s Badass

This unapologetically fierce Value Box is for the sober warriors who own their truth loudly. Whether you're gifting a friend or flexing your own sober-and-serene vibes, this box screams confidence and humor—minus the hangover.

What’s Inside

• SOBER AF Candle. Light it up (the candle, not your life again), in the scent of Gardenia.
• “Sober AF” Sticker (Black Edition). Perfect for your water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to flaunt it.
• Rule 62 “Don’t Take Yourself Too Damn Seriously” Lightbulb Card. Because being sober doesn’t mean being dull.
• “Sober AF” Poker Chip. The kind of chip you’ll actually want to carry around.
• The Box. Not just packaging—this keepsake doubles as a “God Box.” Toss your worries in, close the lid, and trust the process.

Add-On Options

• Triplate Sponsor Heart Chip ($19.99). For when you want extra sparkle and serious sponsor cred.
  • High-quality 14k gold-plated brass for embossed text, symbol outlines, and outer edge ring
  • 34mm (1.38 inches) diameter
  • Slightly thicker than 14 gauge due to resin-sealed dome for shine
  • Easy to clean with a cloth
  • Thick resin coating keeps it vibrant through the years
• “Sober AF” Beaded Bracelet ($7.99). Bold and sassy—just like you.

Perfect For

• Milestone gifts
• Sober anniversaries
• Or simply celebrating that you’re Sober AF and proud of it

Ready to rock your recovery?
Grab yours now and slay sobriety, one badass token at a time.