"Sober As Fuck" Recovery Celebration Value Gift Box 3x3

Sober As F### Value Box

For the loud, proud, and Sober As F### crowd.

This ain’t your grandma’s recovery kit. This box is bold, brash, and unapologetically SOBER AS F###. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or your favorite recovery badass who’s embracing the sober life with sass, sarcasm, and style.

What’s Inside

• SOBER AS F### Candle. Light it up (not that kind), breathe deep, and own your sobriety like a boss with the scent of Gardenia.
• Black Grunge Sticker. Perfect for your water bottle, journal, or anywhere you want to flaunt your sober game.
• Poker Chip (Sober As F### Edition). Not just a chip—it’s a statement. Loud. Proud. Totally clean.
• Rule 62 Card (Shoe Edition). “F$$k Everything and Run” —a cheeky reminder not to take recovery too damn seriously. Recovery’s real, but it doesn’t have to be boring.

All this badassery comes in a sleek keepsake box that doubles as a God Box (or your secret stash for serenity notes).

Optional Add-Ons

• Triplate Medallion (+$19.99). For the bougie sober warrior who likes their recovery shiny.
• SOBER AF Bracelet (+$7.99). A beaded beauty that screams clean and cute AF.

Total sass. Zero shame. All heart.
This value box isn’t just a gift—it’s a vibe. Recovery never looked this fierce.